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 Marriage Humour: by Abhinaw
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

"They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce.
That's not as bad as it sounds,
considering that the other 50% end in death."

"I think that men who have a pierced ear are better tablepared to be married:
they are already acquainted with pain and have already bought jewels.".

"There's only two things about me that my wife doesn't care for:
  1. everything I say, and
  2. everything I do."
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